Royal Dutch Sales operates under the web domain and tracks the behaviour of everyone who visits this domain. We see and hear pretty much everything and consciously save as much data as possible.

In addition we employ the services of a few third parties with so-called solid privacy policies, on which we have absolutely no influence whatsoever.     

One of these is Google Analytics. He, you know Google. Those sick fucks that know every single thing about you, including your location. Even when you don’t have a sim card in your holy smart phone. Take the time to read their privacy policy and remind yourself that you’re totally naked, without them ever admitting it.

Given the fact that we cannot take responsibility for the behavior of online scumbags, you’re on your own and your only option is go off the grid. Start by cancelling your subscription to this website and never come back. There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Let us know if you’d like us to wipe your data out of the cloud. Please remember that your information is saved in a thousand other clouds. Your personal data is just as safe with us as with the weakest link. And we’re not that one.

Our advice? Diguise yourself, go buy a newspaper at a kiosk and pay in cash. Or, go underground, use a TOR network, pay in bitcoin and never use a smartphone again. And don’t say we didn’t warn you.